fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way


soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series


allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison


thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 


Orphan Black alphabet | is for Comedy

(Source: orphanblackzone)


This is a list of things Dan Auerbach looks/ has looked like:

danauerbabe:

danauerbabe:

  • Jesus 
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  • a goldfish
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  • a cowboy
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  • Boo Radley (To Kill A Mockingbird)
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  • A hispanic guy
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  • A stoner 
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  • Kurt Cobain
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  • A farmer
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  • Ryan Gosling
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  • suggested: spongebob without eyelashes
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oh god why is this back

(Source: thewhackkeys)


When we get to come together, like press events or meet for breakfast or lunch, it’s really fun. It’s like hanging out with extended family members. You couldn’t be more blessed to work with greater group of people.  —Dylan Bruce

(Source: clonesbians)


(Source: arcticmonkeyed)


tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness